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wake up selfie 

When staying up late to study with someone, use this method to not fall asleep. Anytime you feel like you are going to fall asleep, take a selfie and send it to the other person. This way you both know that the other is awake. This method works especially well if the other person is an attractive member of the opposite sex, as you would be more alert when taking a selfie in this case.
Guy 1: "How did you finish studying in time for the test?"
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."
wake up selfie by IzaBigMan January 13, 2017
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Wake-up Break-up 

The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.

Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?

Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
Wake-up Break-up by Praerk May 1, 2010

wake up and smell the coffin 

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.
Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

wake up with the chickens 

This phrase means "wake up early in the morning."
I gotta wake up with the chickens so Im a have to holla at you later.

Wake up wobble 

The wobble that most people do when they first wake up heading to the bathroom.
Guy 1: Dude, I almost stepped on my dog on the way to the bathroom this morning.
Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.
Wake up wobble by fresh11 July 12, 2010

Wake up Tv 

Waking up to pointless tv such as paid programing or infomercial and watching it without changing the channel
Change the channel dude its wake up tv
Wake up Tv by Rhfhridkrufjtk September 15, 2010

Wake Up Face 

The descriptive term used to describe those with a pretty face regardless of makeup use. It is rare that you wake up to someone and find that you don't mind the way they look once the glamour has worn off from the night before.
"I woke up with some random this morning. Luckily, she had a great wake up face."

"I bet he's got a great wake up face."

"I have to put some makeup on real quick. I have a horrible wake up face."
Wake Up Face by eguanodon May 18, 2014