When Charlie Brookers teachings are the doctrine by which you live you life. To, when faced with a decision or dilemma whether it be a matter of extreme moral complexity or what flavour crisps to have, think “What would Charlie Brooker do?” and then do likewise. This will in 100% of situations result in a caustic response, the first commandment in the Book of Brooker being ‘Thou shalt be caustic at all times’.
“Why did Guy Jordan spend so long thinking about whether he wanted a cup of tea and then say yes in such an acerbic fashion?”
“Haven’t you seen his WWCBD wristband? He’s a devout Brookerite”.
“Haven’t you seen his WWCBD wristband? He’s a devout Brookerite”.
by asurnameperson February 18, 2011
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e.g.; What would Barack Obama - the 44th President of the United States - do in whatever situation you wish to apply the acronym to.
e.g.; What would Barack Obama - the 44th President of the United States - do in whatever situation you wish to apply the acronym to.
Timmy: What? Your favorite soda is Dr. Pepper? That's stupid. You're stupid.
Johnny: Whatever! I can't believe your favorite soda is Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew Sucks. You Suck.
Sammy: Woah, woah there guys. Listen to yourselves! I mean seriously, WWBD?
Johnny: Jeez dude, you're right. Ya know what Timmy? You don't suck for liking Dr. Pepper, and I'm not better than you for liking Mountain Dew. After all, we both enjoy drinking soda in general, right?
Timmy: Aw hell Johnny, I may not like the Dr. Pepper you drink, but I respect the shit out of you! Let's go drink some soda.
Johnny: Whatever! I can't believe your favorite soda is Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew Sucks. You Suck.
Sammy: Woah, woah there guys. Listen to yourselves! I mean seriously, WWBD?
Johnny: Jeez dude, you're right. Ya know what Timmy? You don't suck for liking Dr. Pepper, and I'm not better than you for liking Mountain Dew. After all, we both enjoy drinking soda in general, right?
Timmy: Aw hell Johnny, I may not like the Dr. Pepper you drink, but I respect the shit out of you! Let's go drink some soda.
by The Emu January 22, 2009
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- an abreviation used and/or wondered, typically when one is facing a particularly puzzeling or problematic scenario or situation and is looking for the most exceptable, just, moral, etc. solution.
- an abreviation used and/or wondered, typically when one is facing a particularly puzzeling or problematic scenario or situation and is looking for the most exceptable, just, moral, etc. solution.
* woman see's a special needs, homeless man holding out a sign on a street corner begging for food and shelter. - to herself, she thinks 'WWBD?'
*A pleasant married couple procreats a child. post-labor in the hospital room, the mother of said child turns to the father and says "what should we name her?" and he says, out loud, "what would Beyonce do?"
*A pleasant married couple procreats a child. post-labor in the hospital room, the mother of said child turns to the father and says "what should we name her?" and he says, out loud, "what would Beyonce do?"
by Thade Styles May 16, 2010
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A question we should ask ourselves when we are facing a dilemma. Referring to the movie "Precious" of course. She faced a very difficult life and i am still scarred from watching it but nevertheless, WWPD?
A question we should ask ourselves when we are facing a dilemma. Referring to the movie "Precious" of course. She faced a very difficult life and i am still scarred from watching it but nevertheless, WWPD?
"My dad touched me inappropriately, what do i do?"
"Wow, that is terrible, im so sorry! ive never really experienced that but i have one piece of advice for you...WWPD?"
"Wow, that is terrible, im so sorry! ive never really experienced that but i have one piece of advice for you...WWPD?"
by This one's for Joy! May 1, 2010
Get the WWPD mug.Acronym for "What Would Jerri Blank Do? In reference to the stupid junkie whore from the cult classic TV show Strangers With Candy.
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In considering our application design, we're going to first need some industry experts to provide the appropriate business reasoning for their UI suggestion as our creative department wants to do something very different in how user information is gathered. But we should also consider WWJBD.
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