wash nostalgic

To wash with a vague or regretful longing for how one used to wash. To wistfully remember washing the way one used to back in the day.

Since the Corona virus hit, my hands are raw… Dude... it makes me wash nostalgic.

by Freybjorg April 15, 2020

Donkey Wash

The act of doing a handstand in the shower while placing legs near the shower head to rinse one's anus simulating a bucking donkey or horse.

Harry: Man, I should of wiped better.
Andy: Just do a donkey wash in the shower.
Harry: The poop water always gets in my face.
Andy: The technique is to keep your chin up.

by Torched_Scrotum October 20, 2015

Taco car wash

after you cum in your girl; she slides her dripping pussy all over you.

Had to have a hot shower after I got a Taco car wash from my girl.

by AandS October 8, 2014

Waahmbulance

The hypothetical vehicle that's called for someone who is whining, usually in a self-absorbed and/or annoying way.

"I hate myself, and that person said mean things to me, and my milk got spilled, and my cake fell."
"Ugh, someone call the waahmbulance!"

by A. Noni Moose June 24, 2005

nigger car wash

When a group of friends leave a party and look for a fellow party goers car and proceed to piss all over it, paying special attention to the door handels and other areas that the driver is likely to touch when returning to thier vehicle. It is a bonus when there are subfreezing temperatures out so the urine may freeze to the car causeing pissacles to accumulate from the bottom of the car.

After a killin it at Crip and Ants appartment the first car spotted was a red anniversary edition Z-28 Cammaro Belonigng to Spinny, we proceeded to fresshin her up with a nigger car wash.

Spinny as he opens his car: "Damn dude did it rain while we where in there?"

Spinnys Boyfirend " the parkin lot isnt wet.... oh shit theres pissacles hangin from the side mirrors, looks like you got yourself a good ol fashon nigger car wash!!!!"

by KlapMoneyMillionare January 27, 2008

walahi

commonly used by somolians at silverthorn colligiate, meaning i swear to god.

walahi give me a dollar
walahi say walahi
walahi give me my hat back

by Matt May 13, 2005

Cock Car Wash

A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.

Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.

by Bwhereru April 9, 2010