West Virginia Papadia

A sex act similar to the Cleveland steamer, but it's your father & he ate a bunch of Papadias™ from Papa John's.

Tim: I heard your dad gave you a Cleveland Steamer, is that true?
Kim: Worse, it was a West Virginia Papadia

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 29, 2020

virginest

Someone who is the most virginy one can be: extraordinarily ‘pure,’ a super virgin— in a literal sense, and in the sense that they are inept when it comes to sexual knowledge; they have also never watched porn (adjective used in the same manner as the descriptors “greatest” and “best”)

Person: “I don’t look away during the lewd scenes of Game of Thrones... am I still the virginest?”

by mamipastrami January 17, 2018

Redneck Virgin

A seven-year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers

It ain't easy being a redneck virgin in a family this big.

by Turbokiller69 June 25, 2014

Virgil

Another way of saying $50.

ORIGIN: Virgil only donated $50 to help the BLM Movement and Protests.

$NOT: I’m a keep it 2 Virgils with y’all. Fuck the racists

Or

BROSKI #1: Ayo, can you a split a hundred?
BROSKI #2: Yeah sure, here’s two Virgils.

by Ph1nh June 1, 2020

Big Smelly Virgin

Kenzie Blair

Person 1: why is Kenzie acting like that?
Person 2: because she’s a big smelly Virgin

by Edawg6969 October 22, 2019

Class-D Virgin

Noun. A person who claims to have done everything sexual, but has not had actual sex.
The classification rank of D (like the grading scale) is as close as one can get to failing as a virgin, or to losing their virginity.

Tom: She claimed to be a class-D virgin. She said she's done everything but it...
Jerry: Well, hopefully you can persuade her on to fail with your skills.

by Phantom Tonberry II February 23, 2010

Virgin

Noun
1) Someone who has not had sex
2) A type of olive oil
3) A version of an alcoholic drink with no alcohol in it

Guy: So, are you a virgin?
Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team.

Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have?

Employee: We sell virgin and extra virgin.
Shopper: What's the difference?

Employee: Virgin's more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods.

Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin hard lemonade?
Waiter: So... lemonade?

by Helios8170 June 7, 2018