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throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
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vicarity

that which is experienced vicariously.
I don't even have to leave the house anymore. I get my vicarity on the Internet.
by Chrome Toaster January 23, 2009
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victarded

One who acts very stupid, immature, and/or french. Often attributed to people who's family came from France and are a little slow to pick up on all things American.
"Hey guys have you heard that song Boom Boom Pow? its really cool, i heard it when i was in france."

"wow dont be victarded, that song came out like 5 years ago and only 13 year old girls like it."
by steezbomb April 6, 2010
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Vicarious Leisure

Excess consumption by an auxiliary member of the leisure class. This is referenced in Thorstein Veblen's "The Theory of The Leisure Class". His most prominent example is described as a wife of a member of the leisure class.
Through vicarious leisure, she enjoyed the fine accoutrements provided by the vast wealth of her husband.
by Bloopie Nefoomy June 20, 2011
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vicar

My girlfriend's dad is a vicar.
by Vivyan Basterd February 23, 2005
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vizcarra

That girl really knew what she was doing... last night she gave me such a vizcarra, it could last me a lifetime!!
by shnader December 30, 2006
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victastically vicliscious

Vicliscious: A reference coined in the early 80's gay community which indicates a virgin encounter for a top where the bottom was particullary good/experienced.

Victastic: A reference coined in the early 80's gay community which indicates a bottom is so good that you keep going back to tap it.

Victastically Vicliscious: A reference coined in the 80's gay community which indicates a bottom is so amazing/experienced that he makes you feel like you were a virgin top all over again. You would tap this guy over and over again, recommending him to your top friends, knowing it's all about his determination to be a power bottom/please the other guy(s).
Riley Price is so victastically vicliscious he could make all the boys from Randy Blue look like payday virgins.
by Arbeghast July 10, 2010
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