Mormon Assault Vehicle

Commonly Called a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.

A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights

Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!

These damn women driving their MAVs, get off your fucking cell phone so you dont fucking hit me!

Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!

by TTM September 20, 2004

broverturned vehicle

An overturned vehicle, usually a bro truck, whose unnecessary lift caused the center of gravity to be raised to a point wherein it contributed to the overturning of the vehicle. The overturn is usually initialized by poor bro driving, excessive speeds on a standard turns, or impact of another bro truck.

"I was late to work because there was broverturned vehicle blocking traffic at the intersection."

by bycrom February 7, 2009

Vehicle Operator

The "best" job in the Air Force. You basically do a job that the Army does. Drive around the streets of Iraq and Afghanistan in convoys and just pray to God you dont die. Alot of people come into the Air Force open mechanical, and hope to get some kind of mechanical job workin on airplanes. They don't even kno there is such a job as vehicle operator, as most people dont, which falls under the mechanical category of jobs in the airforce. many of these people end up gettin a little more than they bargained for and become vehicle operators. The job is physically demanding and by the time your 30 you look about 50, if u even live to be that long. Go Veh- Ops!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!

Vehicle Operators kid: When I grow up I wanna be a vehicle operator just like you dad!

Vehicle Operator: No! Go to college!!!

by angry vehicle operator May 14, 2009

Twin Vehicle Embarrassment

The feeling of embarrassment when you see a vehicle identical to yours next to you on the road. This usually entails a self-conscious attempt to avoid glancing at the other driver - who is no doubt attempting to avoid glancing at you.

"Why are you lookin' at me, man?"
"I'm ignoring that car over there. It's the same make, model and color as mine."
"Oh, you're suffering from Twin Vehicle Embarrassment. Drag."

by markvw59 April 19, 2012

Human Interactive Vehicle(HIV)

Human Interactive Vehicle(HIV)

A high tech vehicle

Hey I am going to buy a Human Interactive Vehicle(HIV) in the dealership

by Joe Biden Dad April 20, 2021

Emotional Support Vehicle

An large vehicle, usually a pickup truck, with modifications to make it appear larger, taller, and more aggressive, and more "off-road capable" (but not used off-road).

If you were thinking about questioning Chad's masculinity, take one look at his new $90k Emotional Support Vehicle and put that thought out of your head.

by tweiz August 21, 2023

Mobile Armored Vehicles

See Cluster Fuck...

Man, noone at Mobile Armored Vehicles knows what the hell they are doing.

Yeah, it's a real cluster fuck here.

by muddminnow June 12, 2010