Vegan Eyes

The telltale look of malnutrition due to prolonged abstinence from animal foods. Vegan eyes often take on a hollow/sunken, tired appearance with dark circles/bags under eyes.

I knew she hadn't eaten meat in years the minute I saw those vegan eyes.

by noreason2bvegan September 23, 2022

temporary veganism

A method to get out of eating some weird meat that you do not wish to eat.

Larry was invited to the Von Cider house. When they announced that dinner would be liver and onions, Larry (who loves steaks and chicken, etc.) said "that sounds great, but unfortunately I am a Vegan and can not eat that". Larry had successfully implemented the tactic of temporary veganism.

by Doctor Geo Zee October 28, 2020

Open bob and vegena

A phrase from a Indian guy on facebook who wants to try to hit it with a girl, but thanks to his small knowledge of English, it has improper grammar with some words misspelled. This mostly has become a meme due to it's hilarious misspelling and improper grammar.

send pic of open bob and vegena

by That2000'sKid October 30, 2017

Vagenda

vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

He fell right into her vagenda!

by Dani. Definition by Lauren. December 3, 2010

That Vegan Teacher

Forces people to go vegan, doesn't realise veganism is a diet not a religion and doesn't bother to notice that Jesus ate fish
Makes millions of alt accounts and her dog is very unhealthy
Please save Bella

we need to stop That Vegan Teacher before her dog is the next victim

by super kk slider March 15, 2021

Veganal

The breathtakingly beautiful act of preforming anal in a decalcified browneye. As vegans do not consume meat, dairy, or eggs their colons move much faster and have no backlogs; providing a much more pleasant experience.

Veganal is as clean as smashing watermelons.

by Mr. Mistaken December 23, 2015

vagene and bobs pic

pls send vagene and bobs pic

guy 1: send vagene and bobs pic
girl 1: *sends vagene and bobs pic*

by hefdsj bhijgbksrf August 22, 2017