turn a vase

When going to the toilet to make no. 2 (taking a dump)

I'll be there i five .. Just have to turn a vase first

by repsakcb August 19, 2010

get a vase

To go to your 'rents alcohol cabinet and get hard liquor.

I'm gonna go get a vase for my flowers.
Watch me, while I go get a vase.

by me June 16, 2004

Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.

If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

by irish_luvr April 20, 2009

vase face

Is a face you get when you place your head through circular objects

After he decided to look up my vagina he got a real vase face

by Hfrujfhhbh June 29, 2017

vase cleaning

To have intimacy while on your period

My husband help me in vase cleaning last night

by His_fav_ brat January 19, 2024

vase anal

when a male shoves a glass vase bigger then his entry of its anus and the vase shatters.

man that dude ricky got that vase anal

by yournotfine32843 March 07, 2018

Vase

An uncircumcised penis

Its called this cuz it got an opened round top like that of a flower vase, tho i dont reccommend putting flowers in his vase.

At nude beach
Man 1: damn look at that guys phat vase
Man 2: bruh i wish i had a vase
Man 1: bro guys with vases are ultimate Chads its so much easier to fap with one.

by Thottestoftatertottest November 01, 2019