Vart

A vagina fart much like queef but funnier

Wow! Did you hear that juicy vart Ellen Degeneres just made!?

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Vart

When you vomit and fart at the same time.

Kelly was so fucked up last night that she ended up pushing too hard and varted in the car.

by LMariachi June 27, 2021

Vart

A controversial or incorrect VAR (Video Assistant Referee) decision, predominantly from the sport football (soccer).

"We only lost the match because the ref varted again."
"That vart last night stunk!"
"These varts are ruining football."
"This guy's varting is out of control."

by Shyker February 13, 2023

vart

A release of air pressure from deep within the vagina. A rush of air upon exiting the vagina triggers a flapping of the surrounding skin and a fart-like sound effect.

More commonly known as a queef.

Tony: “hey Dean, I was going down on Jan last night then all of a sudden it happened!”

Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”

Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”

Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch

by BucketBear January 6, 2024

Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010

Vart Tossing

When a group of girls get together, the first varts (farts into her vagina) and then passes her vart to the next girl. Currently the Guinness World Record is 6 vart tosses consecutively. The record holder wished to remain anonymous, but we’re willing to let it be told that they we’re practicing Catholic Nuns. It’s a hilarious idea yes, but the tough part is the judging. The judge has to smell the first vart and then smell the (vart chain) for authenticity. Hopefully this is a voluntary position. More to come, this new party game is still in its early stages.

That party was off the chain last night! They had a midget bathing in a chocolate fountain and a vart tossing contest.

by CrockyofNeh January 23, 2022

cum vart

A expulsion of foul smelling air and semen from the vaginal canal. the cum vart gets its rank smell from a mans semen that has been marinating inside the vagina for at least 6 hours.

johnny : "this morning i woke up and started to kiss lisa's vagina and she let out the worst smelling cum vart i have ever experienced in my life. it stank so bad that i vomited right there between her legs."

by 0099009976 January 19, 2008