Vart

When you vomit and fart at the same time.

Kelly was so fucked up last night that she ended up pushing too hard and varted in the car.

by LMariachi June 27, 2021

vart

A release of air pressure from deep within the vagina. A rush of air upon exiting the vagina triggers a flapping of the surrounding skin and a fart-like sound effect.

More commonly known as a queef.

Tony: “hey Dean, I was going down on Jan last night then all of a sudden it happened!”

Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”

Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”

Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch

by BucketBear January 6, 2024

Vart

A violent shart.

After consuming 12 spicy carnita tacos, Jimmy had the craziest vart in his short life.

by yhml9m December 20, 2014

Vart

When a guy farts on a girls vagina

Come on Rick, Vart all over me.. NOW!!!!

Guys my girlfriend is really into me varting on her.. the nasty wet ones are her favorite. What a bitch!

by LeAbram October 17, 2018

Vart Tossing

When a group of girls get together, the first varts (farts into her vagina) and then passes her vart to the next girl. Currently the Guinness World Record is 6 vart tosses consecutively. The record holder wished to remain anonymous, but we’re willing to let it be told that they we’re practicing Catholic Nuns. It’s a hilarious idea yes, but the tough part is the judging. The judge has to smell the first vart and then smell the (vart chain) for authenticity. Hopefully this is a voluntary position. More to come, this new party game is still in its early stages.

That party was off the chain last night! They had a midget bathing in a chocolate fountain and a vart tossing contest.

by CrockyofNeh January 23, 2022

Vart

A vagina and fart mixed to make a Vart same as a Queef

After sex my girl was so full of air she let out the loudest vart I ever heard!

by Scaryone August 21, 2019

Vart

A controversial or incorrect VAR (Video Assistant Referee) decision, predominantly from the sport football (soccer).

"We only lost the match because the ref varted again."
"That vart last night stunk!"
"These varts are ruining football."
"This guy's varting is out of control."

by Shyker February 13, 2023