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A video review system used in football to make bullshit decisions and ruin games.
The decision made by VAR was shit!
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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The worlds biggest Manchester United fan. VAR has a tendency to ruin people's dreams because their arm hair was offside.
VAR: The defender touched Rashford, penalty given.
Bruno Fernandes: Only 1 penalty so far this game? Disappointing.
by jojosbizarredefinitions December 08, 2020
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When the referee points to review a questionable game changing play in a professional soccer game
Jake β€œIt’s gonna go to VAR”
Kieran β€œWow I hope they still give us a penalty”
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by sccrmxza July 13, 2019
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A video review system used in football to make outrageously bad calls and ruin the game of football
That VAR call yesterday was stupid
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by hellothere69420 January 27, 2020
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A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortune.

A term used in Turing software.
"What the var man!?!?"

"How are you varring today?"

"VAR!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?"

"VAR, VAR, VAR, VAR, VARVARVARVAR, VAR, VAR!"


by UBER VARIAN March 25, 2009
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Vars is sexy as fuck; it's no wonder that Nuck rams him in the ass every day.
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