A video review system used in football to make bullshit decisions and ruin games.
The decision made by VAR was shit!
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The worlds biggest Manchester United fan. VAR has a tendency to ruin people's dreams because their arm hair was offside.
VAR: The defender touched Rashford, penalty given.
Bruno Fernandes: Only 1 penalty so far this game? Disappointing.
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A video review system used in football to make outrageously bad calls and ruin the game of football
That VAR call yesterday was stupid
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When the referee points to review a questionable game changing play in a professional soccer game
Jake “It’s gonna go to VAR”
Kieran “Wow I hope they still give us a penalty
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used in case the dumb ref doesn't have a clue (Martin Atkinson) Only used in big football matches. Usually in favour of Liverpool commonly called liVARpool
Neymar JR. VAR VAR
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A group of spineless degenerate incompetent purple monkey jugglers posing as IT helpdesk support for other less inferior and underqualified Information Technology surrogates.
I called the VAR and they were a bunch of low-life geeks with no common rationality or sense of time.
by nymphozodiac February 7, 2010
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A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortune.

A term used in Turing software.
"What the var man!?!?"

"How are you varring today?"



by UBER VARIAN March 25, 2009
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