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A release of air pressure from deep within the vagina. A rush of air upon exiting the vagina triggers a flapping of the surrounding skin and a fart-like sound effect.
More commonly known as a queef.
More commonly known as a queef.
Tony: “hey Dean, I was going down on Jan last night then all of a sudden it happened!”
Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”
Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”
Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch
Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”
Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”
Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch
by BucketBear January 6, 2024
Get the vart mug.The unholy act of dragging ass to vag without a rinse, where leftover poop gets squeegeed off by the pussy lips — now playing the noble role of mud flaps. Often followed by a smell, regret, and the kind of silence that ends relationships — or breakfast plans.
Tony (opening the door):
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”
Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”
Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”
by BucketBear December 25, 2025
Get the Mud Flap mug.a toxic sulfureous fart cloud expelled from the asshole of someone who recently smoked methamphetamine; has a tendency to linger
Dean: “Yo Tony, wtf…? that is not cool! Did you just fucking mart?”
Tony: “What the fuck is a mart???”
Dean: “It’s a meth fart - the most disgusting fart out there”
Tony: “What the fuck is a mart???”
Dean: “It’s a meth fart - the most disgusting fart out there”
by BucketBear September 10, 2023
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