Definitions by BucketBear
Mud Flap
The unholy act of dragging ass to vag without a rinse, where leftover poop gets squeegeed off by the pussy lips — now playing the noble role of mud flaps. Often followed by a smell, regret, and the kind of silence that ends relationships — or breakfast plans.
Tony (opening the door):
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”
Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”
Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”
Mud Flap by BucketBear December 25, 2025
vart
A release of air pressure from deep within the vagina. A rush of air upon exiting the vagina triggers a flapping of the surrounding skin and a fart-like sound effect.
More commonly known as a queef.
More commonly known as a queef.
Tony: “hey Dean, I was going down on Jan last night then all of a sudden it happened!”
Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”
Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”
Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch
Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”
Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”
Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch
vart by BucketBear January 6, 2024
mart
a toxic sulfureous fart cloud expelled from the asshole of someone who recently smoked methamphetamine; has a tendency to linger
Dean: “Yo Tony, wtf…? that is not cool! Did you just fucking mart?”
Tony: “What the fuck is a mart???”
Dean: “It’s a meth fart - the most disgusting fart out there”
Tony: “What the fuck is a mart???”
Dean: “It’s a meth fart - the most disgusting fart out there”
mart by BucketBear September 10, 2023