Valentines bumps

When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.

Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.

by me February 14, 2005

valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.

by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007

valentines day

a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.

valentines day made the entire population of non-commercial people feel like shit.

by katy February 18, 2007

valentines day

In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.

See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.

Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.

Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.

by Slunjan August 13, 2008

valentines day

an evil plot that the flower,candy, and card company came up with to screw people out of money and to ither depress people or make them happy beyond all natural reason

also to identify all them gold diggin bitches

its valentines day im gonna go kill myself now

omg omg its finally valentines day i bet he went to jared

muhahahaha them dumbass's fell for it again muahhahaa

damn she broke up wit me after valentines day that gold diggin bitch

by urdirtygirl February 18, 2007

valentines day

Commercialistic, bullshit "holiday" created by big candy & flower companies which only serves to make single people feel even more lonely than they already are & people in relationships stressed out on what gifts to buy...as if buying someone some fucking candy on Feb 14th (of ALL 365 days of the year) REALLY makes such a GREAT statement of love. Fuck outta here...

Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.

"OMG! Why didn't you get me anything for Valentines Day??!

Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."

by Just The Facts February 18, 2007

Valentitties Day

A holiday on February 14th. It is very similar to Valentines Day, but instead of getting flowers or candy, a girl shows you her titties.

Dude i had so many valentitties last Valentitties Day.

by Jürgen Off February 13, 2009