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The annoying vaginal looking crevice between a car seat and the centre console that swallows cellphones, wallets, keys, credit cards, and other unsuspecting items. Often times so tight that items must be retrieved using screwdrivers, hooks, or a complete readjustment of the Car's Vagina by moving the seat to its extreme outer limits.
Damn it. I can't find my cellphone again. It's probably in the damned Car's Vagina again.
by Bigmykale June 20, 2018
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Me- How does my outfit look today?

Lexi- You look so vagina slay today, Pop off pussy hat
by Popoffpussyhat November 30, 2021
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moot(vagina)

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A ladies front-bottom.
Pronounced like foot
"Your moot(vagina) is slightly fishy this evening"
by Moot of Wisdom November 27, 2013
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Vagina Monojog

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Bitches running by themselves.
Becky was feeling fat and lonely, so she decided to go on a vagina monojog.
by ATLGA21 February 12, 2010
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Glove Vagina

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A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).
When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."
by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010
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jean vagina

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A rip in the middle of your jean pants that you can stick multiple fingers in. Located near the scrotum.
"Dave your jean vagina is showing dude close your legs or change your pants"
by No look swish May 24, 2017
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Magic Vagina

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Magic Vagina

Noun;

The female sexual reproductive organ of a femme fatale that male victims are unable to get out of their system.

Females/they/them's with a magic vagina will experience their suitors and conquests unable to get over them. As such these lost souls will keep returning unable to move on with their lives.

Similarly hypnotic in nature as the call of the Siren to shipwrecked sailors, the magic vagina's hold over its victim is compelling and total.
"Have you heard any more from Basil since you two broke up, Clare?"

"He keeps messaging, sending flowers, and calling me at work, Dan - it's like he's totally obsessed."

"Really? It was three years ago, I don't know why he can't move on - it's like you have some kind of magic vagina, or something!"
by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023
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