Vagirony

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

by tkast68 January 10, 2012

Bobs and Vagine

IMeans boobs and vagina. Its how the Pakistani and Indian fellas ask for nudes online. It must work because they still do it all the time.

In Indian accent " hello there young lady I would very much like to see your Bobs and vagine "

by _WHITE_DEVIL_ March 12, 2020

Vagremorse

The constant pain and anquish when a male realizes that he had a choice between two chicks and he picked the wrong one.

Both Mary and Cindy wanted to rock Larry's world. Larry got caught up on Mary's pussy control and picked Mary over Cindy for a life long commitment. Soon thereafter, Larry found himself with Vagremorse after realizing Cindy was a better choice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2009

bobs and vagine

Something an Indian man on facebook will ask a white girl. There are different variation in the spelling such as Bob's and vigene, or bobbs and vagene.

Indian man: Helo YOU are very prety ladi

Indian man: open bobs

Indian man: I wil kiss yur Bob's and vagine

Indian man: show bobs and vagine

by Niggatello Ferguson August 19, 2017

vagie

A female frontal wedgie.

I totally gave Sarah a vagie!

by jdghetto September 3, 2009

Vaginement

when women are frequently in close proximity to each other and their periods become coinciding.

Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused guy: It's vaginement.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!

by obfooley February 11, 2010

Vagibernation

Between Nov. 1st and March 31st females, mostly those who reside within the American collegic habitat, will go into a state of VAGIBERNATION which constitutes settling on one man to keep the Vagina fresh and to maintain the Vagina for the upcoming "Skirt Season". (April 1st until the start of the next fall semester) This is when they freely fornicate with random males in order to "feel sexy".

I was hoping to smash this chick the other night but she is unfortunately in a current state of Vagibernation.

Vagibernation Sucks dick... and that's it.

by rybread724 February 18, 2010