Vagire

A person who needs vag juice to survive. Characterized by overzealous predilection for cunnilingus.

1)
Felicia: Damn he went down on you all night!?
Lavonne: Yeah, he was a total Vagire. It was awesome.

2)
Bella: You go down on me before my clothes are even off, you drink my vag juice like it's water, you're listless and lethargic when you're away from my vag for too long. I know what you are.
Edward: Say it!
Bella: Vagire.

by Givags September 7, 2010

Vagibetes

Disease in which a dude is being a little bitch

Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.

by teamfunsome June 9, 2018

vaginese

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

vaginese

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Vaginese

people who live the country Vagina

"The Vaginese are coming"-Father Dougal McGuire

by Haxer122 October 29, 2023

Vagidentophobia

Fear of tampons

Sally: ew you still use pads?? Why?

Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.

by Squishysquid457 April 22, 2019

vagice grip

An intense, metaphorical hold that a female has on a male partner which prevents him from doing his own leisure activities.

Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!

Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!

by Needs to Cool It September 6, 2012