vassili zaitsev

The greatest Russian/Soviet sniper, and one of the greatest snipers in history. At the Battle of Stalingrad, he pinpointed his German counterpart (Major Koenig), by tricking him into shooting at a glove on a stick, thus being able to see his muzzle flash and location. The result was that Zaitsev put a bullet in Koenig's head before he had time to chamber a new round (sniper rifles back then were bolt-action).

Vassili Zaitsev and his cleverness and world-famous dead-on accuracy could beat the living crap out of any AWP-wielding teenybopper Counter-Strike noob.

by Captain Dan July 1, 2005

vassily

a 21st century term for a person that is a great professor, scientist, and advisor.

How long did it take for Albert Einstein to become a vassily?

by Liqing Wang January 18, 2005

Vassage

A very high quality Vaginal Massage.

Guy: You're a Masseuse right?

Masseuse: Yeah, but I only give Vassage.

Guy: Dafuq is a Vassage!

by CbkTsuki November 25, 2016

Vassay

Vassay is the most caring man you will ever meet. Kind-hearted and loving, Vassay picks up all the girls. Vassay is athletic, handsome, caring, and a responsible man. Vassay is also extremely intelligent.

Damn, I wish I had me a Vassay

by pussyeater415 December 12, 2017

Vassap

Bruno's way of saying "hello"

Vassap! Ich bin here at the Dallas gun show

by Newton911 March 11, 2010

Vasso

Vasolein cream mostly used for lubricant during intercourse in 70’s Australia

It won’t fit, you got any vasso?

by #1kweenbitxh August 1, 2018

sleeping with vassago

Accusation that someone is cheating, benefiting by performing sexual favors for the right people. The phrase originates from a MUD (Multi-User Dungeon, a text-based MMO) by the name of Materia Magica (originally Moongate), primarily run by a guy going by "Vassago". The phrase accused a player of benefiting by sleeping with the game's main administrator.

You seem to be getting pretty lucky lately. Looks like someone has been sleeping with Vassago.

by Sam Dalton June 30, 2009