Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.
My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."
by David Vadong July 8, 2010
Get the Vadong mug.A Vadim is a handsome russian boy, that every girl dreams about.
Mostly he has turquiose eyes and an amazing body.
People admire him for beeing smart, sexy and having a great personality.
If a Vadim doesn‘t know you well, he might not talk a lot, which makes him a little mysterious. But when you get to know him, you will realize fast, that he is a funny an caring person. His friends love to hang out with him.
Vadim likes to party and is often found on the dance floor with a drink in his hand.
Even though he is extremely hot and every girl feels attracted to him, he is seeking for real love.
Once he has found his girl, he won‘t let her go and will treat her like a princess. He is a classy guy: true, honest and loving. Unfortunately, that also means, that he can be very jealous. Although Vadim is a friendly person, he wouldn’t hesitate using violence to defend those he loves.
People would kill to look like him, still he‘s very self-critical, sometimes even insecure.
He is a thinker. He worries a lot and struggles with taking things easy.
A Vadim is a smart and ambitious person. He has dreams and pursues his goals.
Nevertheless he can be lazy.
Mostly he has turquiose eyes and an amazing body.
People admire him for beeing smart, sexy and having a great personality.
If a Vadim doesn‘t know you well, he might not talk a lot, which makes him a little mysterious. But when you get to know him, you will realize fast, that he is a funny an caring person. His friends love to hang out with him.
Vadim likes to party and is often found on the dance floor with a drink in his hand.
Even though he is extremely hot and every girl feels attracted to him, he is seeking for real love.
Once he has found his girl, he won‘t let her go and will treat her like a princess. He is a classy guy: true, honest and loving. Unfortunately, that also means, that he can be very jealous. Although Vadim is a friendly person, he wouldn’t hesitate using violence to defend those he loves.
People would kill to look like him, still he‘s very self-critical, sometimes even insecure.
He is a thinker. He worries a lot and struggles with taking things easy.
A Vadim is a smart and ambitious person. He has dreams and pursues his goals.
Nevertheless he can be lazy.
by SmartBart May 7, 2020
Get the Vadim mug.A vadge is a term used to describe those who take pleasure from the unhappiness of others. If they suspect that someone may be enjoying themselves they will go to extreme lengths to cause unhappiness. Due to their frequent repeated use of the same phrase they are often mistaken as the son of a Plastic John, however a genetic investigation has showed that vadges are not 100% human, but the results of failed test tube experiments.
If left unattended may form SMEGMA,
A toxic fungus.
If left unattended may form SMEGMA,
A toxic fungus.
I was feeling rather happy but I've been vadged and now I feel like shit.
It looks like a vadge, smells like a vadge and sounds like a vadge, luckily I didn't step in it!
It looks like a vadge, smells like a vadge and sounds like a vadge, luckily I didn't step in it!
by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019
Get the Vadge mug.Vada is a very kind hearted person, she can be bossy at times but she is a great friend and loyal to everyone, if you meet a Vada she will make you feel special and loved. Don't let her go, she puts a smile on your face every time you see her. She is important and beautiful but denies it, she has a great heart and is always willing to put others before herself. When she is down, she won't believe any compliments you give her, she is kind to her friends and family and won't at all make you regret being her friend. If you meet a Vada you should feel like the luckiest person in the world because there is no one else like her, she is unique and special in her own ways. Don't ever treat her like a bitch because she will beat you up if you treat her like crap, so I'd watch your mouth if I were you. She can be annoying but she is very forgiving with her cuteness so if she pisses you off, you won't stay annoyed for very long. You can't stay serious with her, she makes you laugh all the time, she has a brilliant sense of humour and always has a lovely smile on her face! she will always make you happy, so if you ever meet a Vada which is highly unlikely because she is different and no one compares to her, she is the most gorgeous, sweet, sexy, cute young woman you'll ever meet, she is a friend for life and someone you can trust no matter what, don't let her go.
by Kasven June 3, 2018
Get the Vada mug.Nickname of the 501st Legion of Imperial Stormtroopers. In addition to a group in Star Wars lore, there is also a costuming group of the same name.
by xxCorrectorxx December 12, 2008
Get the vader's fist mug.The "Vader choke" is the act of grabbing someone by their throat with one hand and lifting them of the ground into the air. This must be done with pure strength alone, it does not count if the victim can touch anything but the the offender. This is named after Darth Vader, famous for performing the move in the first Star Wars movie. It is a supreme display of strength and bad-assery.
1. If these minions refuse to tell me what I want I may have to Vader choke a bitch
2. I could have just stabbed him with my sword, but I decided to Vader choke them instead, nobody else crossed me after that.
2. I could have just stabbed him with my sword, but I decided to Vader choke them instead, nobody else crossed me after that.
by Adroa July 14, 2009
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