upstate

A barren desolate land north of Westchester, NY containing of some the most boorish people. They claim to have manners and courtesy but they lack common sense and social graces.

Areas of upstate include Poughkeepsie, Albany, Buffalo, Rochester, etc.

by Raj October 5, 2005

Upstate

Anything in New York State north of White Plains.

Upstate is such a hick place.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Upstate

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!

Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...

by Jared April 13, 2006

Upstate

Anything, and I mean *ANYTHING*, that's not one of the five boros of New York. Fuck you Long Island you upstate hicks, go suck cock on your gayass little beaches.

I'm from NYC, I don't *go* upstate.

by NYCRox March 18, 2005

upstate

Everywhere above New York City. Such as Nassau, Westchester, and Rockland.

If you people actually lived in New York you would know it is not safe. But most of you want to make yourselves look smart. Everyday someone gets shot in New York.

Blood1: Yo, Ima goin from upstate to da city today.
Blood2: Oh, deadass? I'm comin' too.

by MountVernonnigga October 2, 2005

boys upstate

Prison inmates. Upstate is a another word for the slammer.

Mike: "So Worm, how are the boys upstate treatin' you?"
Worm: "Not so good. I dropped the soap yesterday."
Mike: "Ouch. So some guy showed you HIS worm?"
Worm: "Not exactly. I didn't see it, but I sure as hell felt it."
Mike: "Awwww shiiiiit. You'd better get some ice for that."

by Nick D February 11, 2004

Farm upstate

Term generally used by parents to explain the absence of a family pet. While sometimes meaning the pet has truly been rehomed, it generally is a euphemism for the animal dying, disappearing, being put down, or given to an animal shelter.

Child: “daddy, where did fluffy go?”
Father, covered in scratch marks: “well sweetie, fluffy went to live on a farm upstate…”

by ragonkmasterp1 August 28, 2023