Unemployment

There's more people angered by the job loss and threats of loss of unemployment benefits than there are people scared by the thought of losing everything. These weren't people that lost their jobs over performance or attendance at work, they lost their jobs for no reason other than a group of people made it their agenda to shut everything down.

Unemployment isn't scary, all the effort people put towards their jobs gets turned into bullshit by the same people who want everything shut down. The people who want everything shut down are as much the problem as everybody else.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Unemployment

There's more people angered by the job loss and threat of loss of unemployment benefits than there are people scared of the thought of losing everything. These are people that lost their jobs not over performance or attendance, but for no reason other than a group of people made it their agenda to shut everything down.

Unemployment isn't scary, neither is losing everything. It's all the effort people put towards working and saving being turned into bullshit by the same people who want everything shut down.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Unemployment

Unemployment is defined as a situation or state by which a person or group of people who are capable, willing & able to work is not been provided with a suitable job.

Unemployment leads to crime

by Bragado December 10, 2021

Unemployment Rate

The difference between hiring graduate and students compared to hires experienced professionals and then mixing them together and kicking some out and hiring at random.

No one could believe there where so many unemployed experieced people with degrees, it must be the unemployment rate. But it could also be the morons prioritizing people without work degree hires for ones without who have more experience.

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 28, 2022

Unemployment Gingivitis

When you become unemployed and start giving head for a living, resulting in gingivitis.

"Dang, My friend Austin really has a bad case of unemployment gingivitis"

by Jacobo47 July 21, 2024

Unemployment Rationalization

The argument that joblessness is primarily a result of individual skill gaps ("learn to code"), a lack of motivation, or an overly generous safety net, rather than a structural feature of capitalist economies (e.g., cyclical crises, automation for profit, offshoring). The unemployed are framed as a residual, problematic class.

Example: During an economic downturn, pundits blame unemployment on workers being "too picky" or on unemployment benefits "disincentivizing work." This unemployment rationalization ignores the collapse of aggregate demand and corporate layoffs, placing the burden of systemic failure on the individual's supposed moral or technical deficiencies.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Unemploymentese

Unemploymentese is a type of language where you abbreviate every single word in a sentence to save time

Person1: icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔… b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr
Person2: stop speaking unemploymentese nigga

by ZakovZalash March 5, 2025