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Unemploy ploy

Man I can’t wait til that unemploy ploy hit my card. I need those J’s
by Sandy Says February 19, 2021
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unemployed behavior

Behavior indicative of someone with too much time on their hands, lack of grounding in the culture of the proverbial "real world," and no urge to better oneself as opposed to merely pleasuring oneself.

Common among people with substantial savings, willing acquaintances, or SSDI/welfare checks to eliminate the immediate need for a job that would both limit one's free time (encouraging someone to use it wisely) and force a person to consider their fellow man's opinions more often.
Natalie just sits around all day and records all kinds of random sounds to make annoying songs out of on Ableton! Such unemployed behavior!

Jonas spends countless hours engaged in the unemployed behavior of becoming a hackeysack pro.
by NegativeReferral May 15, 2025
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Unemployed Eye

Alex- “Holy shit, that is so fucking ugly!”
Preston- “I know, that isn’t a lazy eye; that’s an unemployed eye.”
Alex- “Oo!”
Preston- “Haha- Haha!”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “Okay, I will.”
by pastvp May 17, 2025
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Unemployed Brainrot Bangers

A series of TikTok audios made by famous content creator Vexbolts often consist of remixes of trending audios. These remixes typically consist of various brain-rot vocabulary in place of the original lyrics.
Oh shit, Vexbolts dropped more Unemployed Brainrot Bangers
by Juggastein January 22, 2025
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lazy unemployed

Someone who is lazy and doesn’t start packing for summer camp when told to.
Alif was being such a lazy unemployed Bengali that he never listens to a word said to him.
by Crap definitely July 2, 2025
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unemployed nigel

When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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unemployed

Being too caught up with online culture and brainrot or just doing absurd things usually in public for online views. This term has evolved to mean more than not having a job. You can even have a job and be unemployed. For example, if you scroll on titktok and work and when you get off you job for 13 hours, your still unemployed. If you make videos of yourself screaming online and telling the workers its not you, and then posting it online, your unemployed, even if you have a job.
Bro, why is yo screentime so 15 hours? Ur so unemployed!
by senseij April 15, 2025
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