lazy unemployed

Someone who is lazy and doesn’t start packing for summer camp when told to.

Alif was being such a lazy unemployed Bengali that he never listens to a word said to him.

by Crap definitely July 2, 2025

unemployed nigel

oh I'm just logging logging into a chatroom from my work laptop

unemployed Nigel benefits cheat

by mrs tosser September 1, 2025

Unemployed Brainrot Bangers

A series of TikTok audios made by famous content creator Vexbolts often consist of remixes of trending audios. These remixes typically consist of various brain-rot vocabulary in place of the original lyrics.

Oh shit, Vexbolts dropped more Unemployed Brainrot Bangers

by Juggastein January 22, 2025

unemployed

Being too caught up with online culture and brainrot or just doing absurd things usually in public for online views. This term has evolved to mean more than not having a job. You can even have a job and be unemployed. For example, if you scroll on titktok and work and when you get off you job for 13 hours, your still unemployed. If you make videos of yourself screaming online and telling the workers its not you, and then posting it online, your unemployed, even if you have a job.

Bro, why is yo screentime so 15 hours? Ur so unemployed!

by senseij April 15, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Unemployed Behavior

Unemployed Behavior (noun) A brand of chronically jobless, internet-addicted degeneracy. Not just unemployed—unemployed by choice. Often seen in people living rent-free with no adult responsibilities. Symptoms: Using the N-word or “gay” as insults. “I was the plug. Everyone came to me for weed behind the gym.” “Remember the guy who jacked off in the back of class? Good times.” Glorifying past L’s like they were W’s (being expelled, suspended). Constant “remember when” storytelling. Posting conspiracy rants or edgy takes 24/7. Saying “based!” after offensive statements. Screaming “I don’t care” on things they obsess over. Subspecies: Antifa LARPers, Trump fanatics, fake anarchists living off government aid, Marxist TikTok philosophers with $100K debt preaching anti-capitalism on an iPhone, basement trolls ratio-ing people all day.

• “This dude’s out here talking about how he used to sell weed in 9th grade… classic unemployed behavior.”
• “If you have time to argue on Reddit for 8 hours about flat earth… that’s unemployed behavior.”
• “Telling strangers about the kid who used to jack off in your high school is unemployed behavior energy at its peak.”

by HeywoodJablomi May 10, 2025

unemployed behavior

Behavior indicative of someone with too much time on their hands, lack of grounding in the culture of the proverbial "real world," and no urge to better oneself as opposed to merely pleasuring oneself.

Common among people with substantial savings, willing acquaintances, or SSDI/welfare checks to eliminate the immediate need for a job that would both limit one's free time (encouraging someone to use it wisely) and force a person to consider their fellow man's opinions more often.

Natalie just sits around all day and records all kinds of random sounds to make annoying songs out of on Ableton! Such unemployed behavior!

Jonas spends countless hours engaged in the unemployed behavior of becoming a hackeysack pro.

by NegativeReferral May 15, 2025