twonker

a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

by plack_uk March 23, 2005

toner

to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.

You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.

by the girls of Theta October 28, 2006

twoney

A Canadian $2 coin. See also Looney.

Bridge toll; anyone got a twoney?

by tomte May 19, 2004

twoer

A person with two buttholes

Did you see that vikor guy in that gay porn last night, he was a twoer

by Stopher Reinhold October 31, 2006

toneranger

someone who expresses their tone in an overly dramatical way

"watch the tone...toneranger"

by shana true August 1, 2007

Twinernet

The unspoken connection and communication a set of twins have with each other.

Jami: ...
Adam: No Jami! that's a guy!
Jami: ...
Adam: Yes im sure...I think
Jami: ...
Adam: He/She is a person too! just cause we are twins doesn't mean you have to use our twinernet to point out to me every tranny you see! thats just rude!

by Jami's Twin June 28, 2011

TwoPercentSkimm

A legend of social deduction who's scumreading and misreading skills are unmatched.

TwoPercentSkimm is better than me at Town of Salem.

by EpicDicti0naryMak3r May 5, 2021