twittorrhea

The excessive and inappropriate use of twitter to express and share opinions
..Mr. Trump abuse of twitter is a serious case of twittorrhea..

Mr. Trump abuse of twitter is a serious case of twittorrhea

by vetclinician January 30, 2017

Titmoji

A tit bitmoji

Titmoji.

by Faustarp_ May 14, 2018

Twatmonkey

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.

My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!

by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

Rusty Titmouse

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009

twatmonger

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.

by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

by Bellser June 24, 2006

Twition

act of twittering

Charlie Gibson: Katie Couric's journalism skills have been going to waste.

Deborah Norville: She has been presenting inaccurate statements.

Brian Williams: Yes, we can blaim her mass twition.

by iLasVegas April 27, 2009