twister

a large shit that leaves a skidmark in the newer low eco friendy toilets.

dude, don't go in there i just took a huge twister.

by vic digacomo November 24, 2005

Twistered

The state of a human feeling when stoned, drunk, and tired. This is similar to being "Twisted" with another physical feeling added to the mix.

When a person has consumed alcohol and and marijuana, while feeling mentally and physically tired is the state of being Twistered

by Tigdude October 05, 2013

twister

A fucking faggot in ICT class

ICT is twisters life.

by Dave-dave April 08, 2005

twister

to break someones neck.

let's play twister

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Oreo Twister

Anal sex between men creating a slurry of poop and spooge as the end result.

Pete and Bruce are oreo twisters for sure, they were slamming each other behind the bar.

by nullifyit2 June 16, 2021

Uncle Twister

Uncle Twister also known as "The Great One" is known through-out the internet as a well known figure. He is mostly known from the world of Mario Kart Wii, Skype & Youtube bringing joy to others around him. Some also refur to this man as the "Modern Day Jesus" He has many disciples who treat him with the upmost amount of respect.

Uncle Twister is The Great One.

by TheIntimidator82 January 26, 2012

Ricky-Twister

The act of masturbating ones penis by twisting it without the use of lubrication.

Matt: Man i am Really horny right now!!!
Tony: What the fuck dude?!?!?
Matt: Don't make it weird, i could just really go for a ricky-twister right now.

by Nerdmeister June 21, 2016