twiddle weed

A weed which grabs a person and sticks its long seductive branches up your ass.

That twiddle weed violated me.

by Liam Murphy June 3, 2003

Twiddle twop's

These are refered to your fingers or digits, but only when your twittering.

You could use twiddle twop's or twiddle twip's.

twips, may sound like whips. Fingers are like little whips when they are twittering.
twop's is created from two, as two digits are usually used in twittering.

Twiddle may eventually be the many variations of twitter, be it past tense, verb or something else.

He was using his "twiddle twips" to send her a message. Her "twidder twop's" are sending messages via twitter.

Her twiddle twop's are twittering.

by HilaryCutler September 29, 2009

Twiddle wack

Slapping someone's ass lightly.

We were standing in line at the Hickey when Felisha saw at cute guy and decided to twiddle wack him.

by Felisha and Kayt December 2, 2009

twiddle stick

Someone who strongly dislikes the tilde.

TJ: Oh hey~
Mel: Hey, what's up?
TJ: Oh nothing, you know. Just hanging~
Ash: omg, stop using the damn ~ after every sentence.
Mel: What's up with her?
TJ: Oh nothing, she's just a twiddle stick.

by anongdawg May 22, 2008

twiddle dink

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.

Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!

by mspanks204 April 5, 2016

Twiddle Twirl

The state of our mind when the brain stem attempts to disconnect from the body to ascend into a state in which your life turns into a solid cube of matter being able to be consumed to let them take over your body

I tried to twiddle Twirl to take over my girlfriend's body, but she just ain't into eating mah soul.

by Xx_CatDecomposer_xX December 18, 2017

Twiddle whap

To softly beat somone

If you don't knock it off I'll Twiddle whap you

by Chavezeb May 10, 2018