Twaddle

To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box

last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it.

by CasaSlice August 25, 2011

twindle

The motion a spider makes upon rapidly encasing a bug in its web filament.

A stinkbug flew off the elbowbush but got stuck in the huge web. It struggled to get free but was twindled up by the spider at lightning speed.

by Cromes March 26, 2009

twankle

A firm, donut shaped pillow, worn around the penis. This is used to reduce the extreme pressures of bumping on the pelvic area during crazy intercourse.
This is especially helpful when a girl is lacking in the rear.

In other words, a twankle is a "cushion for pushin"

Careful guy: Dude, I got this girl to come to my house later!
His friend: Oh sweet are you going to fuck her?
Careful guy: Yeah but shes really skinny, and I just pulled my groin, so im gonna buy a twankle.

by Necrosin April 10, 2010

twindle

to feel an emotion to its fullest extent. to express an emotion with great exaggeration.

Conor69: i even understood it even though you are spelling Jaeger incorrectly, Chaz.
chaz20: I twindle in delight of your exceptionally keen eye, Conor. But, for safety purposes I must provide due warning...
chaz20: I am the Jagernaut, bitch.

by mastashakezzzzz May 30, 2006

Twaddled

To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.

That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled.

by numome November 17, 2011

twindle the twine

To masturbate

So, Adrian, did you twindle the twine last night?

by AIDS Donkey September 1, 2012

twaddlebug

A lazy worker with a limp who has a droopy face who constantly bitches and shoves head up other people’s asses.

Oh shit here comes that twaddlebug be quiet.

by Badbug18 September 26, 2018