twatermelon

The frontal orb of fat that some women harbor in their pants. Can easily be mistaken for a watermelon.

Wow that girl has a twatermelon.

Does she have a beach ball in her pants? No, it's just a twatermelon...

by hamburgers0988 February 21, 2015

twatermelon

It is when a man makes love to a womans vagina so much that it turns raw pink on the inside and bruised green around the outside.

Ben made love to Samantha so much one day that she ended up with a twatermelon in between her legs.
The pornstars vagina was left a twatermelon after Ryan was done with it.

by ben9912 March 15, 2008

Twater

The odiferously offensive green liquid that oozes from an ambiotic sac during or after birth.

Can you wash my scrub top? It's covered in twater.

by thisguy67679887 July 1, 2008

TWATerrific

The opposite of terrific. Often used in a sarcastic way.

Lar: I fell in a hole today :(
Cal: That's terrific!
Lar: Ye man, really TWATerrific.

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

twater-berry

almost like a dingle-berry but coming from the twat

John went down on Jane and found a huge twater-berry

by Jen, Tonya and AAron May 24, 2007

twaterslide

An extremely wet female that provides an excessive amount of lubrication

I got her so wet last night that she was a total twaterslide

by Molly Spoon June 25, 2007

twater

Term used for a glass of water with a splash of tea.

Water with a bit of tea to change the color.

At the restaurant I ordered a glass of twater.

by Sparkle2009 March 26, 2016