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drunken turtleneck

When one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.
You must be fuckin' ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. You put your head through your arm sleeve... you look like Quasimodo.
by thatdude540 September 29, 2013
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Brown Turtleneck

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.
This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!
by Teh Duder December 2, 2014
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Turdling

n.

a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance
Fuck man, why won't this turdling just fucking drop!?!?
by Pimpilicious August 1, 2003
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turtleneck

Your dick when it's covered by the foreskin.
My turtle head came out when I got horny.
by Cappy1 June 9, 2004
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Sacramento Turtleneck

The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.
I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.
by CaptainAwesome777 March 25, 2009
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Turtlin

1) To "help your buddy out" by holding the door shut with one hand and masterbate with the other without his knowledge.

2) The action or process of holding the door shut and getting caught with your zipper down while watching a friend have sex with a random skank.
Roberto: "Where is Fred? I have'nt seen him in about 20min."
Alex: "Lets check Johns room."
Roberto: "The doors not locked but I can't open it.....Someone is holding it."
Alex: "Must be Fred then, he's the only one missing. Let's force it open. Oh shit it is Fred..... and his zipper is down. He was in there turtlin.
by diamondsonmyneck July 12, 2011
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turtlesnaking

1) verb (colon) the inability to fully expel feces from a rectum due to hydrophobia or other natural/unnatural causes. This differs from constipation as said defication has partially left the anus prior to returning to it's shell
Sorry that I missed church: The chalupa I ate last night, in combination with the multitude of India pale ales already churning in my stomach, unfortunately left me turtlesnaking on the toilet for far too long to make it.
by Doubleoh8.5 September 12, 2016
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