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Tourrets Guy

A man named Danny who pretends to have tourrets. He yells cuss words everywhere and is a comedian.
Son: Dad!

Tourrets guy: Fuck you kid you're a dick!!!
by Tourrets Guy March 13, 2011
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turret

An automated stationary weapon that shoots everything that moves into its field of view. Also known as a sentry gun. Common enemy in FPSs (first person shooters).
by Arskangel December 29, 2004
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SAM Turret

SAM Turrets, or Surface-to-Air Missile Turrets, are effective ways to take down enemy aircraft from the ground.

The first mention in history of a surface to air missile was by inventor Dr. Gustav Rasmus in 1931, in which a missile would home in on an aircraft by sound, with intentions to destroy the aircraft. Development of surface-to-air missiles began in Nazi Germany during late World War II with explosive missiles that seek and destroy any aircraft within range. nitial performance goals were target intercept at a horizontal range of 10 miles and 30,000 feet altitude, with a 300 to 600 pound explosive warhead for a 30 to 70 percent kill probability. Heavy ship losses due to Kamikaze attacks during the Battle of Okinawa provided additional incentive for guided missile development.

Modern SAM weapons are more mobile than they were during World War II. Most SAM Missiles are mounted on tanks, ships, trucks, submarines, and even carried by infantrymen. They aren't cheep, but they are effective.
SAM Turrets are currently deployed in Afghanistan.
by MW2 Freak January 9, 2011
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turret syndrome

The tragic misuse and over use of turrets in contemporary residential architecture, where a house inexplicably speaks a turret for no particular reason.

Not to be confused with Tourette syndrome.
Did you see that awful house they are building down the street. It has a bad case of turret syndrome.
by tyler t tomdog September 10, 2009
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It's a strategy in Portal 1 Speedrunning based around skipping the opening of "flippy_turret_door_12", a func_door_rotating entity, in order to save time. It is known to be the longest expression for a speedrunning trick.
Also called "flippy skippy".
Azorae : "I just missed the turret flippy skippy tricky flingy wingy swingy thingy"
Chat : "Ehh timeloss :( "
by PackSciences October 18, 2017
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Turret Ninja

A man named Wesley, whom of which is a chubby chaser. Prefers girls that are a little on the husky side, and likes to awkwardly pat her butt. She of course does'nt encourage this action but nothing can stop the Turret Ninja.
Turret Ninja aka Wesley Tu aka Q DUBB aka SilentTwinkie aka yellow menace aka short round.
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Turetsey

To swear a lot for no good reason in casual conversation. Dropping the F bomb between every other word.
"He's a cool guy and has lots of stories but he is a little turetsey"
by imFamous Chef February 4, 2010
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