Turkin

To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"

her: what you up to?

me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?

by theZilla May 23, 2015

Turnin corners

The act of driving around town while handling your business, running your errands. To stop at multiple places in one day.

Say mayne what you got going for today?
Aww, not shit...turnin corners afterwhile. What about you?

by Yellagirl April 29, 2008

Turpin Arms

An individual who has extremely malnourished arms. He/she tends to sleep a lot. Food is visually consumed 90% of the time.

OMG Lindsey! Look are your little Turpin Arms. You really need to eat more.

by Flifalaber March 5, 2018

speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.

Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...

by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010

Two Turnin' Two Burnin'

1. In older times (40's-50's) a term for dogfights/airplane combat. 'Two turnin'' refers to the propellers, and 'two burning'' refers to the two machine guns affixed to the plane.

Two Turnin' Two Burnin', and flack so thick you can walk on it.

by Vemiermark4 May 26, 2006

flesh turbin

1. the wrapping of one's satchel (i.e. scrotum) with anger or disgust as an act of defamation around another person's head until they pass out, like from a choke hold.

Did you see that dumbass try to merge on the freeway at 35 mph...she needs a flesh turbin and maybe she'll wake up with her foot on the accelerator.

by jagerhall March 24, 2011

Turgid Guy

A bald, overweight Asain monk who likes to wear a tight white shirt along with a pair of loose jeans which fall down quite often. He will shrink 2cm in the near future. (courtesy to LOP Inc)

OMG you are such a turgid Guy (eg Rehmat)

by pkdeokdoewd November 5, 2018