Turdicken

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011

Turfucken

A turkey, inside a duck, stuffed with a penis. Generally a tradition around thanksgiving.

I cant wait to get to Uncle Bill's house for turkey day. I hear he is making a Turfucken again!

by Bobbyd123 November 23, 2009

turducken

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.

Turducken should not exist.

by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005

turkducken

The resulting abomination when you take a turkey, stuff it with a chicken, and stuff that with a duck.

John Madden eats a turkducken every year on Thanksgiving.

by super awesome forever September 22, 2008

Sex Turducken

When you stick a pocket vag into your girls vag and have sexy time.

My girl and I did the sex turducken last night.

by Mandyola November 13, 2014

turdulent

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.

His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

Backwards turnbuckle

A backwards turnbuckle is when you sit back to back with your bro and use a seat belt to become one. Then reach behind and jerk them off.

Me and Ron got shit faced and backwards turnbuckled lastnight.

by Cooteronetime February 15, 2023