Turdole

A person who stans Turlough and Nardole from Doctor Who but denies it.

A person: You totally stan Turlough and Nardole!

A Turdole: No I don't!

by notthingyyy May 4, 2019

Turdlash

Sometimes known as Turd (BackLASH), when you are on the toilet and you crimp one out, and the turd falls in the water and makes a splash that gets right on your asshole.

Dude that is just sick! I just got turdlash in the 2nd floor bathroom. I need a shower.

by King Crump December 1, 2006

Turdacity

To be rude, in an overwhelmingly turdish way. Reckless with a fecal overtone. Similar to audacity, but with turd.

"I cannot believe you had the Turdacity to take the last bathroom stall, you filthy cornhole monger"

by Mulba4ever March 15, 2009

turdball neighbors

Neighbors who are the worst, most horrific nightmare people you have ever been forced to live next door to.

Here comes our turdball neighbors in their hellishly loud vehicle, watch them park and try to roll themselves, totally tanked, out of the car while they argue over which one is gonna fuck someone else while the other is at work!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

turkalepsy

The sleepy feeling you get after thanksgiving dinner.

Turkalepsy makes everyone fall asleep in the living room when Thanksgiving dinner is done.

by DragonflyHeather October 12, 2009

Turdacadabra

When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - the turd has pulled a 'turdacadabra' on you

Dude, I've been turdacadabra'd so many times recently! It's starting to get on my nerves!

by ben7777777 March 14, 2011

Turdslide

The path of a large, densely packed, unwieldy turd as it slides down the side of a toilet bowl, often resulting in a stubborn, hard-to-clean streak/smear that won't disappear with the waters of a standard flush.

Call in the reinforcements, there's been a major turdslide in here.

by Charlie77 January 9, 2013