Bob: Mom i wanna go to Urban Dictionary
Mom: We have Urban Dictionary at home
Urban Dictionary at home: Turban Dictionary
Mom: We have Urban Dictionary at home
Urban Dictionary at home: Turban Dictionary
by Sodonim July 15, 2020
Step 1) eat a spicy middle eastern meal. Preferably one rich in spices of curry, fenugreek and cumin. Step 2) take a shit in a plastic grocery bag. Step 3) sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim. Step 4) Slam the bag of shit over their head while yelling "Jihad to the infidels".
Terrance the rogue U.S. Marine took matters into is own hands by removing the headwear of the Taliban member and replacing with a Rusty Turban
by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010
by Bigdummie April 15, 2021
by Diggity Monkeez April 26, 2005
1. The name of a shitty Indian bar
2. A product to scare away infidels which is conveniently priced at $5.99
3. Something a female friend can “play with” only while riding in a suburban and listening to Keith Urban
2. A product to scare away infidels which is conveniently priced at $5.99
3. Something a female friend can “play with” only while riding in a suburban and listening to Keith Urban
Yeah baby got your bitch in my suburban, she playin with my burpin turban. And we bumpin to Keith Urban
by RkoIsLife1738 April 05, 2021
Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.
Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!
by jinmao August 12, 2008
by warhungry May 31, 2010