Tub

A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.

Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.

by gefilte gin May 23, 2022

Tub

Stupid bitch ass fuck ass dumb retarted ass cunt

this whore is a tub

by GVII7 November 24, 2025

Tub Fritter

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.

Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!

by fritter monster August 21, 2010

Tub of Lard Rodeo

Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

by BDoom August 2, 2009

tub of lard

a really fat person who looks nasty and oily

cee bee is such a tub of lard

by cee gee October 13, 2004

Tub ass

Somebody who is pretty fat, but their ass outranks their belly.

Fat person: " Hey,can you slide your chair in a little bit so I can get by?"

man sitting in chair: "Walk around the other way, Tub ass!"

by truckintim87 May 12, 2009

tub of goo

Ryan James Riffle
Lazy, worthless and unnecessarily alive.

Quit being a tub of goo and get off your ass!

by RegionalDouche May 29, 2014