tub

verb from the infamous tubgirl photos meaning to acrobatically project copious volumes of liquid faeces out of ones ass at such a velocity and trajectory as to land in ones own face with dramatic artistic effect.

Q:"dude do you want to go out with ani and her friends?"

A: "I'd rather tub myself in to a coma"

by rich-w April 5, 2008

Tubbed

To make someone pregnant. Often used in a comical or derogatory manner.

"I couldn't sleep last night, I was too busy worrying about Janet and the fact I might have gone and Tubbed her!"

by Extreme Steam March 27, 2019

Tubs

a ficticious tiny mammal living in the northern regions of britain.
Harnessing a thick black mane, he is able to move undetected in the night when he goes in search of a mate.
Tubs has no preferences when spotting a potential partner and will settle for the first female specimen his eyes detect.
A shy creature, this little mammal surfaces during the rainy season, to go in search of smoke, cheesy puffs and two litre bottles of cola.

The cola has gone missing, most likely you have an infestation with tubs.

You find something sleeping in your bed, with a bag full of cheesy puffs you may want to call in the professionals.

Under no circumstances should you feed after midnight, as it will keep on eating.

by rastakjones February 21, 2011

Tubs

Slang for: Bathhouse - Gym/Sauna where gay men go to have easygoing, anonymous sex and hang out in a guilt-free sexual environment.

"Hey guys, I'm horny do you want go down to the tubs?"

by Ninatommy November 2, 2006

tubbing

a form of female masturbation where the female in question gets into a bathtub, moves underneath the running tap water so that the water runs directly over her clit until orgasm.

"my vibrator broke, good thing I went tubbing or today woulda sucked."

by Kimsrants September 3, 2005

tub

French word "Trop un Boulet".
Means You are boring...

-Omg, i forgot telling them the password on the server...
-TuB -_-

by Maddeleine July 8, 2006

Tubbed

To dispose of a body via bath tub. Usually involves the use of low pH acids of any type.

Jimmy couldn't keep his mouth shut so he ended up getting tubbed.

by GeorgeCarerra November 12, 2019