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treeing

the act of having hardcore sex with trees.
p.1: "dude did you watch that guy tree last night?"
p.2: "yeah man treeing is so fun to watch"
by treeer September 2, 2014
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Treecision

The nearly impossible decision that is made when choosing which Christmas tree to cut down in the forest or purchase at a tree lot. Most often, this decision is made by the wife of a husband who could care less what tree is selected.

The decision often involves factors like length, girth, symmetry, and what the neighbors and friends have. It appears that most treecision makers like trees that are long, rigid, thick, and uncomfortably large to stuff into a small home.
After spending nearly six hours of looking for a Christmas tree to cut down while driving through a snowstorm in the forest , a treecision was conveniently made just as it was getting dark.
by Minister Arthrup J. McShazzles November 30, 2009
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treeping

A neologism between the words tripping and creeping. So pretty much a person who secretly knows information about you by creeping on you, and is tripping because they think you don't know.
"Dude that girl who's ex is dating my ex, wants me to go the club with her.", "Oh she treepin' on you then!
by macdrew October 5, 2010
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treegina

Opening or slit on the bark of a tree that appears to look like, or resembles the female anatomy. Usually seen during camping or walking on trails.
Look at the treegina on that tree over there.
by Fthsjustin May 26, 2015
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treeing

Stealing trees for my business to obtain cash from outside sources
We're short on rent money? Let's go treeing then
by treeing July 7, 2018
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Treecene

The act of texting someone so much, that their ringer consecutively and consistently goes off.

Also can be just a phone’s text tone constantly going off.
Dude Debby won’t stop texting me, she’s totally treecene my phone!

Your phone: dING DING DING DING DING
by CrAcKaKiLlA34 September 13, 2019
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treeing

When someone is having sex in a tree, and the tree falls over.
The tree fell down, and they were missing for an hour? Guess they were treeing...
by theelvez December 23, 2019
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