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Tread talkers

When you have two or more so called gym-goers wasting 35% of each sweat session on non-fitness activities. They're also called gym rats. They are 24/7 blabbers. They talk about everything that's happened to them in the past month while they're holding onto the handle bars. They're loud, obnoxious and inconsiderate. They also make and receive calls while the conveyor belt is still going. What's more annoying is that when their blabbing session has ended and you're about to conclude your 50 minute 10 kms sprint, they death stare you as though you've just ruined their day by tread talking.
Tread talkers are usually gossiping gym rats.
by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017
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Tread cred

popularity with and acceptance by the general public of your exceptional footwear, especially young people
Bruh over there with the Nikes drippin in tread cred
by BigThrobRob August 26, 2021
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Tread the boards

Actors' term for "following in someone's footsteps"
When choosing a profession leading to gainful employment tread the boards of the people you admire the most. It doesn't have to be family members though.
by Sexydimma June 2, 2023
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A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.
"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.
by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022
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Tractor Tread

The wrinkles on your testicles skin when they are cold and shriveled up.
Damn that water was cold, my nuts have some serious tractor tread now.
by ChuckT123 April 8, 2009
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No tread on the tires

Refers to the tightness of a girl's vagina. If a girl has a loose vag, she is said to have very little (if any) tread on her tires.
Hey, how was hooking up with Sarah last night?
Let's just say there's no tread on the tires.
She was that loose?
It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Gross.
by The Girl Who Waited November 29, 2014
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Zombie Tread

A zombie-like stance that treadmill users take when they grip the treadmill screen and walk.

This stance is typically used by people who are new to the gym or don't work out often.

Not necessary for people who don't user walkers in real life.
I went to the gym January 1st and everyone around me did the zombie tread while I ran.
by Lilbeavis January 7, 2011
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