The Fatass of Transilvania

1. A fat version of Dracula
2. Dracula with an eating disorder
3. A Fatass that lives in Transilvania with redicueously large man-boobs.

Oh, here comes the Fatass of Transilvania

by E.S. #13 July 28, 2010

transylvanian teabag

It could be also a used Tampon.

Uncle Dracula picked up some used Tampons at the ladie's toilet to make his cup of tea, he called it a transylvanian teabag.

by Teahead January 1, 2007

Transylvanian Bread Maker

When you are performing oral sex on a woman while wearing fake teeth and while she has a yeast infection.

My throat has been itching since I gave her a transylvanian bread maker.

by Clark TKK December 23, 2010

Transylvanian Love Tunnel

A Transylvanian Love Tunnel is when your girl is on her period and you go down on her, sucking the blood out like a vampire; using it for lube.

"I gave her the Transylvanian Love Tunnel, I sucked the blood out like Dracula, spit it in her ass and fucked her."

by LoveTunneler February 18, 2014

Transylvanian Shoelace

The act of masturbating until you cum on a person's bare feet*, when the person bends over to wipe the cum off of their feet you procede to bite the person's anus causing them to bleed profusely.

*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party

Mr. Jennings was being an ass hat, so I gave him the Transylvanian Shoelace.

by Mike J. Hawk June 19, 2007

Trannyvania

A region of eastern europe noted for its extremely ugly 'women' who look Tranny.

Sven: "Where the hell is this place.....we've been driving eastwards through Europe for days!"

Helmut: "This place is bombed out and depleted, and by the looks of the local 'women'....it must be the legendary Trannyvania! Gott hilf uns!"

by Johannaszz February 28, 2010

tyransylvania

1. A tranny from Pennsylvania; describing a tranny that is one of the biggest trannies that you have ever seen based on a location with a lot of trannies.

1. "You are a tranny who looks like a hot mess and not in a good way. You are a tickity-tack tranny hot mess out of control super tranny from Tyransylvania who is not apologizing for it!"

by Mymomsaysimcool April 1, 2008