The act of getting so shit faced drunk that you throw up on your friends and proceed to clean it with a plastic grocery bag.
Man Chris is "toupsed up".
Yea did u see him barf spagetti noodles up in Lacey's hair?
No, but now he is cleaning it with a Rouses bag.
Yea did u see him barf spagetti noodles up in Lacey's hair?
No, but now he is cleaning it with a Rouses bag.
by toefu1131 March 31, 2011
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Get the ice cream toupee mug.When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"
Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
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by desmadroso August 27, 2008
Get the toupee mug.A sexual move: Party A licks Party B's ass hole, and continuing that lick, goes up the back and then, in a circular motion with the tongue, continues the lick all up in the hair of Party B.
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Get the lady's low toupee mug.A very nervous alcoholic who is sketchy even about things such as; 2-liters of mountain dew, ticks, and flaming badgers named gavin.
Bill:"Holy that kid over there is a toopie!"
Frank:"Ya for real.. he is even scared of that flaming badger check it out!"
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by Killercooper June 23, 2010
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