Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.

Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.

by Jboyfresh October 02, 2015

peep tort

Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.

Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.

by Milton's Opus March 10, 2017

Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.

"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."

by pooprat February 16, 2009

Vol-de-Tort

The raging manhood of a game director.

He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!

by Arafales October 27, 2019

rasberry tort

A Rasberry mullet good enough to lick

Did u see montells rasberry tort?

by fresh water April 03, 2003

Torts

The greatest hockey coach of the modern era, John Tortorella

"Did you see Torts lay into those two rookies the other night for not getting the puck in deep? Looks like a couple of healthy-scratches to me"

by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024

Tort

A mixture of a tent and fort. Basically a fort which has been built out of pillows and blankets but looks and has the shape of a tent.

Our tort was so awesome.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016