peep tort

Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.

Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.

by Milton's Opus March 10, 2017

pop-tort

A miniature flatulence, commonly onset by the consumption of a pop-tart, not quite loud or stinky in nature.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop-tort mid-nut shtylllllll

by type69diabetes May 18, 2021

Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.

"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."

by pooprat February 16, 2009

Vol-de-Tort

The raging manhood of a game director.

He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!

by Arafales October 27, 2019

rasberry tort

A Rasberry mullet good enough to lick

Did u see montells rasberry tort?

by fresh water April 3, 2003

Tort

Irish directive to think

I tort it might be an good idea for you to read this article!

by Call elated June 13, 2018

Tort

To twirl something into shape or give a true account of something. Opposite of distort

The English language is so fucked up, someone must tort it back to normal

by Danclam1796 June 5, 2019