Ethan Torchio

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.

do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.

by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022

Toph

Toph, aka The Blind Bandit, is the earthbender who joins Team Avatar in season 2 of the Nickelodeon cartoon "Avatar: The Last Airbender" to teach Avatar Aang earthbending. Despite being raised as a fragile little rich girl, she actually has a big straight-to-the-point attitude, is very opinionated and occasionally a little selfish. At the end of season 2 she discovers she can also metalbend and may well be the only metalbender in the world. She fights a bit with the rest of the gang (particularly Katara). Toph's blindness is overcome by her earthbending, as she can see even the tiniest object by sensing the vibrations it sends through the ground. She can even feel heartbeats which makes her a human lie detector. Toph was the only one to stand up for Zuko when he wanted to join the team to teach Aang firebending because she could tell he was being sincere is his offer to help.
In a sense she can see more than her visually sound teammates.

Toph is easily the most talented earthbender in the world.

by kiety January 6, 2008

Tennessee Torpedo

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina

She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo

by nu88y December 10, 2012

Topherism

Anything that is poetic in nature dealing specifically with the weather

Girl, that was a sweet topherism you had last night while describing those cumulo-nimbus clouds.

Students please find the symbolism in this topherism.

by Dr. James Kurger September 29, 2007

Tophat Kat

A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.

In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 6, 2014

TophBait

A Topher. The douche of the friend group that no one likes. Easily talked into doing stupid shit. A total ass hole. Covered in black heads. Mom is a pig of a nasty whore that roofies people and tries to rape them.

Kyle: Fuck, philly. Stupid ass tophbait called the cops on me again. Then his mom drugged my drink and tried to rape me!

Gerry: Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Y’all got any of that drink left??

by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019

time torch

The act of wasting quality time with the boys by delaying the onset of some expected activity. (Effectively torching time)

Friend - “Hey timetorcher are you coming to the party soon? We’re waiting for you to start the party”

Timetorcher - Yeah i’ll be there in 10 minutes...

Timetorcher - *1 hour later and hasn't arrived*

Friend - “dude he’s totally a time torch”

by Time torched Friend August 7, 2019