Total hassle

A hassle so complete in its totality or so total in its completeness that it is likely hard to equal. For example: The gates of Hell have been reopened or you have run out of milk on a Sunday evening.

Dr. Rick Dagless: I re-closed the gates of Hell as soon as I could, but Darkplace has never been the same since. And with Larry back, it feels like the gates could reopen any second, and that's the last thing I need.

Dr Lucien Sanchez: You're overworked as it is.

Dr. Rick Dagless: Tell me about it. It'll be a total hassle.

by Crispin Cheesey August 7, 2011

totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.

Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"

by gtbarry November 2, 2008

Total Slaughter

It's the song Vash the Stampede sings on TriGun to attempt to scare a group of people locked up in a room on a radio tower.

"Total slaughter, total slaughter,
I won't leave a single man alive...
La de da de dide...genocide...
La de da de dud...an ocean of blood...
Let's begin the killing time."

by TCuf June 12, 2005

Total Efficiency Coefficient, (T.E.C.)

T.E.C. Is the closest possible approximated measure of energy expended in any biochemical and or socioeconomic process from start (A) to finish (B) generally portrayed in calories and represented as a percentage in decimal form.

i.e. A boat carrying a load from South Africa to Beijing has a stand still value of (Xcalories) @ point (A)=Xcal. divided by the total calculable energy in calories expensed in “fuel”, “labor”, “payload loss” and “mechanical breakdown” used upon reaching point (B)=Xcal. where {Xt.e.c. = (A)Xcal. / (B)Xcal.}.

*Xt.e.c. = Total Efficiency Coefficient, (T.E.C.)

by G.O.H. Ent.,Inc. October 12, 2022

totalfark

$5 a month version of Fark.com. Access to more articles, civilized and humorous repartee, valuable advice threads and regular Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton visits.

The Internet Evolution:

- TotalFarkers
- Something Awful Goons
- Fark-liters
- Slashdotters
- Mildew
- Dog hair
- UrbanDictionary.com regulars who post about their friends and their fake sexual experiences with single subject-verb sentences
- Live Journal Attention Whores
- assistant crack Whore

There is no UltraFark.

If SomethingAwful is the state university, TotalFark is the Ivy League.

by propensity July 5, 2004

total douchebag

A jerkoff who has no redeeming value left at all.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.

That total douchebag has screwed me over good this time!

by jsd9632 April 20, 2012

Total Drama World Tour

The greatest cartoon ever, starring the orginal 22 Total Drama Island campers plus two new ones as they travel across the world in the Total Drama World Tour Jumbo Jet, singing along the way.

Ale-Alejandro: Hey, did you hear Come Fly With Us from Walk Like an Eygptian? | MissTDITylerFan: Of course I did! Come fly with us. Come die with us! | GleekForTheather: I love Total Drama World Tour!

by Zoe30000 September 19, 2010