Toshinga

the act of trying to cut ones penis off with safety sissors.

dude, i can't believe you toshingaded yourself last night.

by kamandegan April 25, 2009

muffin-topping

The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.

Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.

by rabelais10 August 3, 2010

toppington

to give head; another word for blow job

Last night was the best because this girl gave me toppington

by toppington January 19, 2009

Topping From The Bottom

In its basic, literal sense, it means exactly what it says. The person on the bottom is leading the top, thus technically topping from the bottom.

Guy 1: So I heard Derek let you top last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but even though he was bottoming, he still had most of the control.
Guy 1: Ah, clearly he was topping from the bottom.

by codytoads September 7, 2013

topping off

(v.) to add additional gasoline to the gas tank even though the gas tank container is full. People do it to get the most bang for their buck, to have more gas in their car. This action can be dangerous and it is prohibited by most gas stations. Most gas station attendants do it anyway to sell more petroleum.

"No topping Off at my station" says the automotive saftey expert.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005

Topping yourself

It means killing yourself.
Suicide.

Sara: Ah Jen i'm so depressed!
Jen: Please dont go Topping yourself Sara D:
Sara: Im considering it
Jen: We all love you, this isnt right -cries-

by Hayz24 December 15, 2011

topping off gas tanks

To ejaculate massive ammounts of semen into a vagina or anus. This practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. A vagina that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage pussy.

Bend over whore, Im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern Kentucky baby slime.

I love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.

Condoms? I would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would I wear condoms? I am going to top off your gas tank.

I am going to top off your gas tank, and then I will be in you forever.

by Taquesia Blackdigk September 27, 2006