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shit toothed

The act of being softly carressed by a woman of african american heritage. Often in a wet towel or a tapestry made of face cloths, once asleep the one giving you "shit tooth" will finger your anus and brush your teeth with the finger.
I was catching some Z's in my tripped out face cloth tapestry when a big fat greasy nigger bitch shit toothed me. Snap.
by Byron Douglas January 27, 2005
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Saber Toothed Tigress

A female species who is much older than a puma, and even beyond a cougar. This is an woman classified as a senior citizen (65+) who frequents dive bars to get lucky with a significantly younger gentleman. She is usually spotted in her native habitat, dark seedy bars on the wrong side of town drinking vodka by the pint.
No one ever goes to that bar anymore, too many Saber Toothed Tigresses scared away all the cougars.
by EmilyMSchmidt December 19, 2008
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Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.
Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.
by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008
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saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.
I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.
by carpiethe April 25, 2010
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saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".
"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."
by osirusr September 23, 2011
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raggle toothed

a girl whose teeth resemble those of a jagged great white shark

hey, Mike watch out on your date tonight with Kayla, i heard that bitch is so raggletoothed she would slice clean through your dick before you even knew what hit ya
hey, mike watch out on your date tonight with Kayla; I heard that bitch is so raggle toothed she would slice clean through your dick like a shark on a seals ass
by Insert Name Here March 10, 2015
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tooched

"dude i'm fuckin tooched"
by Dank Magician December 8, 2013
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