Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of shrinking testicles in cold water then stroking the penis with an abrasive until ejaculation.

Carl was wary of the long term prospects for the relationship when his blind date offered to give him the old Tokyo Sandblaster.

by Bownz November 14, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.

I wonder if that old couple in the China Wok buffet line is preparing for a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by SFLTimmay November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position described by Conan O'Brien on his show.

Did you hit her with the old tokyo sandblaster?

by kwongbgitz November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

An act of sex in which the two people have sex while watching Conan on TBS until orgasm. This is repeated every night that Conan is on.

Dude 1: Man, I Tokyo Sandblasted my girlfriend last night. It was awesome!
Dude 2:Awwwww Yeeeeeah!
Dude 1: Yeah, Conan made the most hilarious joke! Can't wait til' tonight.
Dude 2: The Tokyo Sandblaster is the best!

by Swimdan November 27, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When having sex with a female from behind, as the male is about to ejaculate, he has the female turn around and then yells "GODZIRRAAA!!!" and throws sand in the female's face.

Bryan: "Did you hear that?"

Rusty: "No."

Bryan: "It sounded like Tom totally just gave Jess the Tokyo Sandblaster!"

by Martin Landau November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

During intercourse when one partner farts on the other. Especially when performing oral on someone in the doggy position, placing the givers nose near the anus.

While i was going down on jane, she gave me a tokyo sandblaster. Now my chin stinks.

by superbrent November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When you go down on a girl while having a beard that rubs her inner thighs and vagina raw.

Conan O'brien gave his wife the ole tokyo sandblaster last night.

by Oski2005 November 11, 2010