Toileteer

A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany

My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!

by America's Angel November 14, 2010

toilet

something you flush things down.

Who smoked my toilet?

by bread infection January 2, 2006

toilet

device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.

no example needed for TOILET

by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010

Toilet

A place where all the magic happens

The toilet was a blast today

by Poofyfarts100 March 15, 2018

Toilet

pissnpoop in it

Im poopin on the Toilet!

by dahdhfhzdhs October 20, 2021

Toilet

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

Toilet

A place of wonder, where magic happens, until you are done and leave the restroom.

I blew up the toilet, don't go in there for a week.

by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019