Toilet

The place to rape!

"Why am i strapped to the toilet?"

by Shimpy April 7, 2009

Toilet

A place that has shit inside it.

"I will keep my ass on the toilet until all my shit comes out."

by Princess Karen September 11, 2021

Toilet

What everything turns into when you drink too much.

Hey, I ain't no toilet, drunk dude!

by bat_hero May 2, 2009

toilet

n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode

Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.

by Seymour Butz March 27, 2003

toilet

A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.

"You get more ass than a toilet seat"

by Master of Poo May 13, 2005

TOILETING

When you take a shit.

I am TOILETING

by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

toilet

Something to do your shit in

I need to go shit; going to the toilet

by MouseyCat August 9, 2020