A really cool cartoon that was made back when we didn't have all these bullshit political-correctness laws.
by AYB March 9, 2003
Get the Tintin mug.The supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from "texting". From hand cramps to tendinitis.
Wow! He has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like "hook hands". The guy texts so much, he looks like he has "sloth fingers". Ha ha, he's got textinitis so bad, he's got some "eagle claws" going.
by madinsomniac July 19, 2009
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1. an invention that allows people, usually in their teenage years, to talk to more than one of their "friends" at once
2. the reason kids don't learn as much at school...except maybe a better way of not getting caught using your phone.
3. something the majority of people over the age of forty can't seem to figure out.
4. the easiest way for you to ignore someone that you don't want to talk to.. as opposed to refusing their phone calls.
5. something parents hate you to do all the time, but what we can't stop doing.
2. the reason kids don't learn as much at school...except maybe a better way of not getting caught using your phone.
3. something the majority of people over the age of forty can't seem to figure out.
4. the easiest way for you to ignore someone that you don't want to talk to.. as opposed to refusing their phone calls.
5. something parents hate you to do all the time, but what we can't stop doing.
1. Rachel: hey hoe whats crackin'?
Cheryl: hey slut i'm just texting like 400 different people at the same time.
2. Mother: hey sweetie, what did you learn at school today?
Child: *click click click*...what? sorry...oh nothing
Mother: nothing?
Child: uhhh...nope?
3. Adult: GODDAMNIT! how in all hell does this work!?!?
Teenager: *sigh* omg. wtf? y dont u no how to work it? its so ez
4. Person you don't know but somehow has your number: hey you.
You: *delete message*... what message?
5. Kevin: *laughs to self about a text he just recently recieved*
Parent: what are you laughing at?
Kevin: nothing
Parent: you're kidding me right? are you texting again?!??!
Kevin: ...
Parent: WHY DON'T U JUST CALL THEM? you have a PHONE for a reason...if you wanted a keyboard i would have gotton you that!
Kevin:...
*walks out of room and continues to text*
Cheryl: hey slut i'm just texting like 400 different people at the same time.
2. Mother: hey sweetie, what did you learn at school today?
Child: *click click click*...what? sorry...oh nothing
Mother: nothing?
Child: uhhh...nope?
3. Adult: GODDAMNIT! how in all hell does this work!?!?
Teenager: *sigh* omg. wtf? y dont u no how to work it? its so ez
4. Person you don't know but somehow has your number: hey you.
You: *delete message*... what message?
5. Kevin: *laughs to self about a text he just recently recieved*
Parent: what are you laughing at?
Kevin: nothing
Parent: you're kidding me right? are you texting again?!??!
Kevin: ...
Parent: WHY DON'T U JUST CALL THEM? you have a PHONE for a reason...if you wanted a keyboard i would have gotton you that!
Kevin:...
*walks out of room and continues to text*
by pinksockedhobo1 January 8, 2009
Get the texting mug.Having the last word in texting form by not responding. Shows social superiority in that one has better things to do than respond to a text that says "kk". Double points if used successfully against a member of the opposite sex. An ego-boosting phenomenon.
Emma: I didn't text Ted back, he tells me he's going to the gym? Like I care.
Elise: Texting supremacy. Way to not dignify that shit.
Elise: Texting supremacy. Way to not dignify that shit.
by Plasticworks March 20, 2011
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Jack: How r u Jil?
Jill: M gud, r u txtin me caus yr aftr txtn company?
Jack: Yeah, im all alone n sad :'(
Jill: Leave me alone you weirdo
Jack: How r u Jil?
Jill: M gud, r u txtin me caus yr aftr txtn company?
Jack: Yeah, im all alone n sad :'(
Jill: Leave me alone you weirdo
by Jimmety Cricket June 28, 2011
Get the Texting company mug.Yesterday on Judge Judy, this girl used her iPhone to textify that the defendant had sent several messages promising to repay her the 3 grand she spent bailing him out. That proved it wasn't a gift.
by Eva Genius October 12, 2010
Get the Textify mug.Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book
by killakai February 11, 2007
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