Part Timer

Term to describe a person who is enrolled at a school full time but only attends classes part time. Usually going home in the latter parts of the day skipping the subjects she/he can't be fucked attending like geography, tourism or media studies.
Almost always an older high school student who really does well in school but can't be fucked listening to her/his teacher go on for another 2 hours.

Student 1:
"Hey where you going? we still have tourism after lunch."
Student 2:
"I'm going home."
Student 1:
"Part Timer!"

by SeriousSam December 28, 2008

tickle timer

tickling a girls feet during sex to see how long you can do this before she stops having sex with you. This maneuver is usually done after you get off and need an excuse to stop having sex.

I got off in Emily last night, and then I tickled that bitches feet for 12 seconds before she stopped me. Try to beat that tickle timer Joe.

by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009

One Timer

One night stand. Bastardization of the hockey term for a slap shot taken when a puck is being passed and is not stopped before it is shot. Other handy hockey term five hole

Jeff went five hole with a one timer. (Jeff scored dude.)

by Poodleusier March 22, 2004

Company Timer

The use of unsanctioned (in addition to one's break) company time to take an extended bathroom break.

Gotta take a company timer

by Pinhedd July 14, 2009

Hella Timers

The term Hella Timers is a phrase used by confused middle schoolers and high schoolers. This term is used in reference to the hourglass symbol beside their streaks. This hourglass represents that their streak is about to end. Hella Timers basically means that someone is about to lose a lot of their streaks. This term was also misunderstood by up and coming Clinton, N.C. rapper, A-Way, who mistakenly thought it was a disease.

A-Way: "Bro, I forgot to send my streaks today, I got Hella Timers."
Lil Davey: "Oh shoot man, lets take a pic."

by Yung A-Way December 13, 2019

Part timer

Someone who leaves early instead of staying out & getting fucked up. Part timers are pure buzzkills.

Person 1 - "Right, I'm away home"

Person 2 - "Naw man, stay out & get a booze, you can crash at mine"

Person 1 - "Nope, I'm going home for diner" *walks away*

Person 2 - "Fucking part timer.."

Person 3 - "Aye, what a fucking buzzkill"

by YoBitchorsomeshitlikethat September 30, 2009

Cuntdown timer

Countdown until a vagina is prepared for sexy time

Doris: The Cuntdown timer has begun!
Ralph: I'll go pick up the hardware, home in ten

by Guwniarz February 14, 2015