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threesome

The best way to fuck other women on the side without ending up in divorce court or in the wraths of a pissed off girlfriend. This can broaden the sexual horizons for any couple by providing the male with the opportunity to get some new pussy occasionally and helps the woman live out her secret, curious masterbation fantasy.
That dude is lucky. He had a big threesome last night. His girlfriend's co-worker rode his cock while his girlfriend sat on his face and rode it like the Kentucky Derby.
by Stifler74 January 2, 2007
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threesome

The act of three people having sex simultaneously.

A fantasy for most men because it is NEVER going to happen.

If it did,they probably would be left out because the two girls would forget he was there.
Forget the threesome. It is the male equivolent of Big Foot.

You have heard about it, seen madeup footage of it, but it does not exist in the real world.
by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004
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threesome

Where there are 3 people sexualy active at the same time

with either
m&m&m
W&w&w
W&W&M
M&M&W

with 3 people involved
1.My Husband and I invited a friend over for a threesome
2. I love when my wife invites her blonde friend over for tea cause it ends up being a threesome
by weemooooo May 5, 2009
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Threesom

When three people have sex, at once, with each other.
"Hey susie wanna have a threesom with me and that girl over there?"
by yabalabaju May 22, 2009
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threesome

when three people are getting some from each other. not necessarily in the popular male+female+female configuration
-hey Julie, wanna hook up later today?
-yeah, but I have a guest at my house. my cousin is visiting
-threesome then?
-um... sure, let me just call him and give him a heads up
-him? um.. actually, let me get back to you on this one, I think I'm coming down with cancer
by ana von hindenburg May 31, 2012
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Threesomes

Three people fucking at the same time
person one: we should have a threesome
Person two: yeah but with who
Person three: I wanna join
Person one: hell yeah I love threesomes, I like fucking two people at the same time ;)
by Bubble shit March 7, 2021
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threesome

Where three people engage in some juicy sexual activity. If it is a threesome with two females and a male, the male is usually somewhat glorified or teased relentlessly. Said to have been invented in the central coast of New South Wales, Australia
"I'm going to head off to the central coast this weekend, hopefully going to take part in a cluster of threesomes
by childvspuddle23 March 27, 2015
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