Thorsteinson

A person who combines the might of the Norse god Thor, with avant garde sensibilities, and a penchant for chic, hipster dress.

Brennan has been a real Thorsteinson this term. Have you seen the new bag she was carrying during that Keg stand?

by James Dean2011 January 20, 2011

Toist the Moist

When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.

I need to go Toist the Moist

by Phillip Fox November 10, 2021

Schrödinger's Theist

A person who is woke as per convenience but when their religious texts are questioned their apologist mode turns on.

Aman: I love it when a woman is free. We are all equal.

Kriti: Then you wouldn't mind a career driven woman, right?

Aman: Well... You see... According to my religion, a woman should treat her husband like a God and her purpose in life is to take care of her husband and children. So, I don't really think that women should pursue such a life.

Kriti: Damn Aman, you're such a schrödinger's theist...

by Bhosadiki August 5, 2020

Thisty Cobra

When taking a shit. Your turd wraps all around the toilet like a coiled snake and pokes out of the water.

Man after that Mexican food last night I layed a thisty cobra in my toilet.

by Barry Mahawginya February 8, 2008

Thotistic

A woman having a mental disorder causing her to be a slut or thot; A crazy slut; Women who cannot have a solid relationship and feels the need to cheat or sleep around.

That girl is a complete slut she must be thotistic.
bopwhorethotThotWhoreSlut

by Specialedstew November 3, 2014

theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.

I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.

by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011