Thorsteinson 

A person who combines the might of the Norse god Thor, with avant garde sensibilities, and a penchant for chic, hipster dress.

Brennan has been a real Thorsteinson this term. Have you seen the new bag she was carrying during that Keg stand?

Thorsteinson by James Dean2011 January 20, 2011

Thostenson 

1. The act of flaking out or lying.
2. Someone who is acting like an asshole.

"Looks like he pulled another thostenson."
"Stop being such a thostenson."

Thostenson by Alex Thostenson April 6, 2008

Thorsteinsson

A person with "Thorsteinsson" as his/hers last name, is a very cool and kind person. He will have a very large penis if the person is a male.

Wow cool, he's a thorsteinsson

Thorsteinsson by Tommithe December 7, 2016

Thorstenson 

Thorstenson’s are great people. However, they struggle in the son department. If you meet a young Thorstenson, i’m sorry. Often terrible drivers and awful with the women. Don’t be surprised if you get told a false head/heel #. They have a hard time telling the truth. #impulsiveliars

That Thorstenson kid told me he was a 8 on the heel side… *enters the 9*

Thorstenson by gangang394 April 2, 2023